Victoria Хогланд is a writer, пиар-консультант and editor-in-chief Trendz, onlinemedias for Russian-language in Europe. Being popular блогером, Victoria in the brandname ironical and very funny manner tells about history of emigration to Netherlands, about the culture of this surprizing country and about maternity of по-голландски.".On a bicycle I, by the way, not able to go for a drive. Spectacle panicky me, with goggle eyes wagging on велодорожке, as the drunk deer, it is entered by gold letters in history of our quiet village. "Excuse me, I almost crushed your dog! - I yelled in English to the strict grand-dad. you "understand, it is my first bicycle! - wind reported my pitiful acquittals to the neighbour on that I hardly not brought down, trying to open out a ferrous horse. Адри to my экзерсисам belonged calmly, only asked to tell nobody, that I am his wife..Dutch the paternalness likes me that it is such indulgently-relaxed. There is a tiny man. To him the set of certain actions is related. Me it seems to, it can not be named indifference - rather by the economy of heartfelt forces and energy. By the quiet acceptance of the new status. Without playing off drama on a kitchen, where in leading roles obstinate biological vegetable marrow, breaking блендер and hungry whining child. It is liked to romp you by hours, milling vegetables in a pap - perfectly! And if it is not - in a nearby supermarket five shelves hammered in by child's food suited to every fancy. A situation is settled, all are whole, we go along. And no there "what is wanted by your kid", "joint dream on call", to "nature more visible" and other. In opinion of Dutchmen, you bore to itself not that another, as a щекастый piece of паззла, and your task now - to set him into correct place in family, complementing all picture. But not to mix up other details in a hysterical attack, laying out a word "eternity" shaky hands from all the known four letters".