From school essays: The Decembrists accumulated great potency and poured it out on Senate Square. Onegin’s soul was heavy, and he went to Tatyana to relieve himself. Raskolnikov woke up and sweetly reached for an ax. Entry in the diary: Your son drew 100 dollar bill. Make sure that he misses art lessons as little as possible so that we can purchase equipment for a new computer class. The funniest quotes from school essays, paradoxical remarks in diaries, jokes from schoolchildren and professional humor from teachers. You will find all this in the book that you now hold in your hands.