Book? What other book? One of the reasons for the whole idea is the distribution (in several languages) of idiotic books supposedly about the brilliant 20th century musician Frank Vincent Zappa (1940–1993). “I thought,” he wrote, “that at least there should appear somewhere one book that will have something real in it. Just keep in mind that this book does not pretend to be some kind of “complete” oral history. It should be consumed only as light reading.” “This book should be in every home,” the New York Post is convinced. Congratulations, now you have it too.