One could, by definition, expect any kind of meanness from the semi-criminal corporation Orc-Slaying Swords. But hiring the learned gnomes of Mount Tor-Tararah to create an army of monsters is too much! Who will stand in the way of the impudent invaders? Who will lead the powerful, but demoralized and scattered regiments of orcs and goblins? Only the courageous Ronan the barbarian and the merry company of his allies - a drunkard and half-educated magician, a brave brothel owner and a faithful combat... DONKEY!