Welcome to “Orsk”, a wonderful furniture center where you can furnish your home with taste and sophistication, create an ideal place to live! And our Bruuka sofas, Kjerring bookshelves and Liripip cabinets (among others) will help you with this. And if life doesn't suit you, we have Telohatt chairs for life, spiked treadmills, Albuterque treadmills, and specials like the Littabod punishment ball that will make you realize how wrong you've been living.

Some devilry has been going on at the Orsk furniture center lately. Someone breaks dishes, tears sheets, chops fashionable sets into pieces and leaves dirty black marks everywhere. Nothing is visible on the cameras, revenue is falling, and then a number of responsible employees decide to stay on night duty and find out what is happening. It would be better if they didn't do this...