Ironic stories and stories about life, naval service and land existence. Direct notes from an accomplice without idle fiction and third-party observations. Persons, events and circumstances have been changed, but the facts undoubtedly took place. Moderate naval bullying interspersed with short poems only set off the real humor of life situations. Contents: To schoolMemoryCold as hellObserverSaboteurBuys and ballsTemptationOffice time drop Kilkova Business tripMeteorBalance of interestsNostalgiaGases!!!Noise of the nightAn amateur dogNadezhdaWho are you?Autobiography of a voter