Not everyone knows what men did in the last century while serving in the Navy and at other military installations. These are ironic stories and stories about life, naval service and land existence in an official setting and outside it. Direct notes from a direct accomplice without idle fiction and outside observations. Moderate naval bullying sets off the relief humor of life situations. Persons, events and circumstances have been changed, but the facts undoubtedly took place. The author is captain first rank Sergei Litovkin, executive secretary of the Commonwealth of Military Writers “Pokrovsky and Brothers,” which published a magnificent series of 12 collections of military authors entitled “At sea, on land and above.”