Somewhere in the outskirts of the Universe, where all sorts of nonsense is stored, there is a strange and whimsical Patchwork World, created by the gods from pieces of the universes they liked. In its vastness there is a place for everything that human (as well as non-human) imagination can imagine. Including the Magic University located in the city of Kva-Kva. Ars Topyryak, one of the students of this venerable educational institution that produces certified wizards into the world, became a participant in several unusual stories. He became involved in solving a strange murder that occurred at the university. During a summer internship, I encountered fiery fighters for the freedom of the working class, ready to call upon even demons for help. With the assistance of a rather unusual assistant, he was forced to liquidate a hotbed of heroism that had spontaneously arisen in Kva-Kva... Ars constantly finds himself in the most incredible and funny situations, he is surrounded by unconventional and funny characters, and the number of jokes in the book exceeds all reasonable limits. The novel consists of three stories connected by the setting and common characters. The reader will encounter in the book numerous parodies of life that is well known to him.