No one, even those who served, really knows who the submariners are. What can we say about people of suspiciously civilian appearance? How and why do they go there? What do you do when you're not squinting into the salty wind? How do you spend your free time? Do they even have it? Is it true that they never get sick? Is your psyche suffering? Do they deform into machines made of steel and blood or do they still remain ordinary people? Yes, you can write a short story just from questions! In the meantime, there is no such story, so take it and read this collection of stories. Technically it's the third, but all books are standalone and can be studied in any order. Why are they humorous if the topic is so serious? You know, sometimes (in fact, almost always) laughing is the only way not to go crazy.