The literary parody of the famous series of books about Harry Potter has an unexpected look at the world described by J. Rowling. Porri Gutter is an ordinary boy who appears in a prosperous witch family, but, to the chagrin of his parents, has absolutely no magical properties. At this time, Lord Mordevolt, a renegade sorcerer, is terrifying the magical world; he believes that the future of humanity lies in scientific and technological progress, and therefore all magicians must be turned into moodles - people incapable of magic. But the attempt to decontaminate little Porry ends with the collapse of the Enemy of Wizards. Mordevolt loses his power, which goes to Porri. 11 years pass. Instead of, like all normal magicians, casting spells and bewitching, Porri solders anti-gravitators, conducts chemical experiments, and turns his magic wand into a proton emitter. Gutter comes to Perverts Magic School with a dream - to transfer to the Communications College as quickly as possible. But a dramatic whirlpool of events changes everything... The book is intended for a wide range of readers who appreciate witty and elegant parodies of world bestsellers.