The book “If I Hadn’t Served in the Navy...II” is a continuation of the book of the same name by VFM veteran Boyko Vladimir Nikolaevich. The tales, anecdotes, catchphrases and sayings given in the book constituted, constitute and will constitute an integral part of the modern Naval Service. Based on these stories, expressions and sayings, although not always carefully thought out, and sometimes expressed rashly, one can judge the specifics of service in the Navy. The book also includes expanded and revised stories and funny stories of a humorous nature told by the author’s friends and comrades, as well as autobiographical miniatures and sketches from life, jokes from submariners. An incredible number of funny jokes, quotes, funny pictures and funny stories are now collected in one book, after opening which you will combine business with pleasure! Recommended for uplifting mood and improving overall well-being.