The book is printed with the permission of the author, who kindly provided the original layout of the manuscript. All reprints without the permission of the author are strictly prohibited! Designed for people with a sense of humor and “Soviet pedigree.” It is recommended for children aged 3 to 7 years as a coloring book. The book should be used only for its intended purpose. The Russian Ministry of Health warns: the lead contained on every page contributes to the occurrence of a number of cancers, especially the rectum and maybe even the duodenum. In addition, domestic and imported toilet paper, calculated per linear meter, is not much more expensive than lead-stained book sheets. Advice to readers with a wild imagination, an inquisitive mind and restless feet - don’t try to find the author, it’s not easy for him to live in this world! So he writes about painful things that are painfully familiar and close... He wrote, I write and will write! In the near future, other masterpieces dedicated to ordinary Russian citizens will be published. A comedy-adventure novel by Zyama Islambekov “It just happens...” is being prepared for publication. And it is not surprising if on your TV screens you, dear reader, see painfully familiar characters from this or other works by Zyama Islambekov. The book contains obscene language.