Anecdotes

“In the student canteen: - Give me two sausages... There is noise in the queue, shouts: “Are you making noise, you bastard?!” - ...And twelve forks, please.....

“A “new Russian” is walking down the street, and next to him are two musclemen. He meets his friend who asks him: “Hello, Kolya, who is this with you?” “This...

“Arriving home, a drunk man hits the table with his fist and shouts in a bad voice: “Who’s the boss here?” His wife responded by throwing a rolling pin at hi...

Do you know how American, French and Russian students differ from each other? An American student wakes up in the morning, climbs over his girlfriend lying n...

Every woman knows this simple truth: “The best husband is a deaf and dumb sea captain.”

“Ordinary deodorant only hides the smell of sweat. The new Fa deodorant works differently: it kills bacteria, is absorbed through the skin, penetrates the bl...

Jokes told on holidays.

“Peter I doted on Menshikov. But one day there was a serious quarrel between them. Peter became furious, beat Menshikov fairly with a stick, and after the be...

“The general scolds two privates: “What are you saying: every word you say is swearing, every word is swearing... Those: “Sorry, comrade general, but more of...

An Englishman has a wife and a mistress, an Englishman loves his wife. An American has a wife and a mistress, an American loves a mistress. A Frenchman has a...

My husband comes home from work. On the table he finds a note from his wife, drawn with match sulfur on a torn piece of wallpaper: “Darling, lunch is in the ...