Do you know how American, French and Russian students differ from each other? An American student wakes up in the morning, climbs over his girlfriend lying next to him, goes to the kitchen, opens the refrigerator, takes out eggs, makes an omelet, eats and goes to college. French a student wakes up in the morning, climbs over two girls lying next to each other, goes to the kitchen, opens the refrigerator, takes out eggs, fries scrambled eggs, eats and goes to the institute. A Russian student wakes up in the morning after a night of drinking, climbs over the place where the girl should be lying , goes to the kitchen, opens the empty refrigerator, scratches his balls, closes the refrigerator and goes hungry to college.