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CEMENT SHOES.COMEager investors are buying up shares of an intrepid new company, which is cornering the market in international trade, financing and enter...

IT AIN'T CLUB MED...Something funny is going on in the East African nation of Luzuland...and it's more than just the usual civil unrest or military coup. ...

CUREDThank's to Chiun's "emptying basin" technique, past U.S. presidents remember nothing about CURE, America's most secret defense organization. Now a fo...

NOW PLAYINGSomething smells at Cabbagehead Productions. Ticket sales for the indie company's slasher movies  are skyrocketing, thanks to the publicity of ...

KILLING MACHINEWhat do you get when you cross a maniac with a microwave? An army experiment gone wrong - and a walking power plant with a compulsion to ki...

HOLD THE PICKLEMeet the Boss Camelus-Whitus, affectionately known as BBQ to the genetic engineers at Boston Bio, Brainchild of the beautiful but sociopath...

LIGHTS!CAMERA!ARMAGEDDON!Sultan Oman of Ebla is dying - and he plans to take the Great Satan with him by hitting America right in its nerve center: Hollyw...

Eastern PropagandaWhen Chiun an infomercial produced by Man Hyung Sun and his cult of Loonies,   he revels in the leader's sales pitch about the Sun Sourc...

Golden MirageThe losers or World War II and their descendants have carved out their own little slice of heaven in the mountains of Argentina. In this stag...

Start the Revolution Without ThemNot that things were so hot before, but when a huge earthquake guts Mexico, nobody wants to hang around, especially with ...

As the White House and Pentagon cover up with reflective tinfoil to ward off deadly superheated rays from an invisible object in space that vaporized biob...