“A “new Russian” is walking down the street, and next to him are two musclemen. He meets his friend who asks him: “Hello, Kolya, who is this with you?” “This...

“In the student canteen: - Give me two sausages... There is noise in the queue, shouts: “Are you making noise, you bastard?!” - ...And twelve forks, please.....

“Lieutenant Rzhevsky was asked: “Is it true that in your youth they wanted to appoint you as a member of the court?” “Oh, youth, youth. A member here, a memb...

Tourists fall into the hands of cannibals. The leader says: “Whoever tells a new joke, we’ll let him go... I’m warning you – there is the Internet!”

“A funeral procession is walking down the street. An old lady rushes towards us. “Who are we burying, son?” “A policeman, grandma... She crosses herself: “I ...

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