Once upon a time, a magician knocked on the door of the first family of the world. He lifted his long dress, crossed the threshold and said:- I heard noise and scolding, and that's why I'm here, - he hit the snag on the floor. “Here are thirteen spirits for you. Call them sex. They will watch over your family's clergy, but don't let them starve. In satiety, the sexes are kind and beautiful, in hunger they are evil and harmful.- But why do we need them? the wife asked. - And how to feed them now? - How can you know! I'm a virgin, - the old man straightened the hem. - Read the notes of a porn actor. They say, he thinks something, - said the wizard and slammed the door so that the skins fell.Several minutes passed before someone uttered a word.- Why are you standing there? suddenly said the husband. - Open ... these notes, and undress. - Do you think it's necessary? — the wife asked. — It's better than swearing because of overbaked potatoes, — the husband answered and lay down on the bear's soft skin. - Let's see what he thinks there.