Do you want, I will tell wild history? I, Eulampius Romanov, fool of стоеросовая, agreed to fly with a соседом- businessman to Thailand. A partner became ill at that. There I hardly not died from a heat, and was to drive back two living крокодилят. They were ordered by professor Баратянский for the scientific experiments. After arriving to Moscow a neighbour broke a leg, and alligators to the professor were home driven by me. But there instead of Баратянского I found out his dead body with by a hole in a forehead. On suspicion of murder arrested the lover of his young wife Ирочки. She hired me to investigate this business, because disbelieved in guilt of lover. In a process I knew much unpleasant about family professor. In particular, that his late first wife during a blockade bought up antique valuables, changing them on the stolen foods. Maybe, does someone take revenge on to the professor, thinking that he participating to it? But here straight at me killed Ирочку! And that now will order to do?.