This bright and unexpected book is not a book at all, but a theatrical performance. Tragicomedy. The characters are doctors, midwives, nurses and… patients. The place of action is a maternity hospital and a hospital. Within these walls, reality coexists comfortably with eccentric farce, and the funny often causes tears. Here, the twenty-first century with its nanotechnologies does not yet guarantee the absence of Bulgakov's "Egyptian darkness" and the ambulance driver may suddenly turn out to be more competent than the anesthetist ...What should an adult man do if he has phimosis, and how is this related to painting impressionists? Where do we go during clinical death, and what is IVF?About funny and sad. About doctors and patients. About men and women. About complete hopelessness and eternity.Thanks to this book, you will take a fresh look at familiar things: doctors and patients, illness and recovery, the problem of fathers and children, life and death ...