Oh, these beautiful, pointy-eared, long-haired elves, created by nature to easily run through the forests with their bows, ruffle the beards of stupid gnomes and confuse gullible beauties! Seriously? What if the elves are evil and treacherous oppressors of the races they have defeated, including humans? How can a student from our world not only survive, but also maintain human dignity in this cruel world?

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