When the coronavirus epidemic hit the planet, many scientists rushed to look for a cure for the new infection. We tried medicines for lice and worms, for diarrhea and constipation. So in the village of Novye Oglobli, Zhenya Gishgorn’s friends decided to try ordinary manure to treat a fashionable infection. It turned out that the folk remedy has unique properties and can replace almost every medicine in the world. But the most surprising thing was that manure could affect life in a neighboring state. This discovery attracted the attention of the powers that be to the New Shafts, and the friends found themselves in a series of funny troubles and adventures. Some characters in this true story are fictitious by the author and have no relation to real people. Contains obscene language.