By the will of evil fate, our hero finds himself in the Gray Reaches. What awaits him here? Will he be able to get out? Will she gain universal power or will she be left without pants?!!! Attention: the book contains an abundance of idiocy, obscene language, scenes of violence against people and animals, insults to all kinds of minorities and disrespect for the feelings of believers in Soton, the characters constantly use alcohol and other substances and behave inadequate, therefore not recommended for reading by ANYONE!!!* All actions take place in a non-existent world, characters and events are fictitious and any coincidence with real living or ever living people is purely coincidental.