Simple peasant “eccentrics” with a difficult fate, on whom the Russian land still miraculously rests. In workers' and state farm smoking rooms, as pitiful as dog kennels, they solve global problems. Because who, if not them?! Yellowstone volcano, giant asteroid, brown dwarf Nibiru, magnetic belt shift. Overheating (greenhouse effect), icing (stopping the Gulf Stream)… Hadron collider, global flood, alien invasion. Economic collapse. Wars: nuclear on a global scale and civil in a single country. They are responsible for planet Earth and for the women they love. Even if they call them chickens, it’s in a fit of love. I feel sorry for them, idiot.