“If a woman wants...” is sung in one famous song. Then (we will add on our own) she can wander around Paris all night with a baby in her arms. Nobody argues with this. What if a huge woman wanders around accompanied by a handsome French police commissioner? This would terrify any most notorious bandit. Bertha Berurier, the wife of San Antonio's best friend, is one of those ladies. He will stop a galloping elephant, enter a burning villa, and look at it - he will give you a franc. But even faster, the restless warrior will reward anyone with a couple of good black eyes and a florid curse. However, San-A is delighted with her partner. After all, in one single night they managed to uncover the mystery of a corpse discovered on the roof of an old Parisian house, save an orphan and free Madame Pinault, the wife of another San Antonio colleague, morel Pinyusha, from the dungeon. Neither the bandits, nor the police, nor even their own husband can resist before the onslaught of Big Bertha. Only one person can stand. Can you guess who? Well, of course, our unsurpassed San-A. He never fell for the grandiose charms of Madame B.B. Now read the book and see if you can resist?