It's time to hit the road! But escaping from the thorny embrace of chthoni is not so easy! Marry a friend, start a franchise, punch some faces, renovate the sports complex... In the end, you need to go to the dentist! But a fairy tale is a fairy tale! If the monster has already chosen a beauty, then woe to everyone who stands in the way of the unity of loving hearts. Because either the monster will crush the entire head of the enemy of great and pure love, or the beauty will shoot the enemy’s torso - in three places. And then they will cure you at once and force you to do socially useful things for the benefit of the nascent Horde. A shitty fairy tale, you say? Well, who has it easy now? An intricate journey of an Uruk through Rus' in the surroundings of fabulous cyberpunk, literary impressionism and retro-grunge.