– Allow me to introduce myself: caperang Gnido Valerian Valerievich, with a cheerful, clear step, probably in the recent past of a military man, marched into the spacious office of the editor-in-chief of a new, registered newspaper a few days ago, today’s first visitor with excellent leather, a briefcase strictly matching the color and texture of no less dandy than the briefcase of patent leather shoes itself. Halfway to the table of the owner of the office, the person who entered slowed down the speed to zero, with the hand free from the briefcase he pulled down his coat, buttoned up with all the buttons, felt to see if the classically strict knot of the tie had moved to the side and, with military discipline, waiting for the invitation to sit down, did not I still managed not to look around. The room, I must admit, was worth such unrestrained curiosity. It was equipped with the latest office technology, decorated and furnished in the spirit of ultra-modern design trends - pretentious-conservative classics with modern elements in reasonable proportions.