This story appeared thanks to a chance acquaintance with a toastmaster. He offers his services without refusing anything - neither children's birthdays, nor funerals, nor anniversaries... And of course, he conducts weddings. The restaurant where he works has three rooms. In one there is a wedding, on the contrary tears are shed at the wake, and on the ground floor the hero of the day is being honored. There is a common smoking room in the courtyard, where joy and sorrow, life and death mingle. And where the stories are told...