If someone tells you that there are no dragons, don’t believe them. Anyone who says this is either ignorant or lying. Dragons exist. Fact, they exist! I know what I'm talking about, I'm a dragon myself. I will say more: I am a golden dragon. I live in Siberia, I drive through the streets of the City in a beat-up car, I know Others and I try to assert justice everywhere and in everything. I also own a detective agency, and if one day the Beyond hits you in full force, contact me - I’ll help you in any way I can. Anyway, I'll try. Because I am a kind dragon, sometimes too kind. For decent people, of course, kind. For those who are on my current List, I am evil incarnate. What is this List, you ask? I can tell you. And I can talk about the List, and about many other things. Sit back and listen, I'm starting...