The first most complete publication of witticisms, anecdotes, aphorisms and cartoons of the brilliant actress, who never minced words and knew how to make you laugh to tears and ridicule outright, and her incisive jokes, obscene revelations, vulgar wisdom and “bad advice” are still relevant today for now! “You can’t find such an ass through which we haven’t already done something.” “For some reason, a reliable rear always turns out to be a bare ass!” “Luck comes to everyone. Only to some - backwards..." "So that the sheep are safe and the wolves are fed, you need to devour the shepherd." "It's not money that spoils people, but people - money!" "Money, of course, is dirt, but how healing!" It’s better not to meet the man of your dreams and think that you just missed each other, than to meet and understand that you dreamed about the wrong thing..." "Beauty is a terrible force, and every year it gets worse and worse..."