English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is an excellent way for non-native speakers or recognized experts to understand television and movie dialogue, learn the basics of swear words, their morphology, etymology and usage rules. At the same time, the book offers advanced readers a wide selection of synonyms, ambiguities, euphemisms and vocatives that we have perfected. Page after page, ESF*L brings you a smorgasbord of parts of speech designed to develop your vocabulary and ensure the vocabulary evolves from such platitudes as d*mn and sh*t, to heights of verbal sophistication that would make even a cobbler blush. or a truck driver. And when you're done, the Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test to test your skills. You will be surprised at how much new you have learned.