They say his clothes blend into the background no matter where he stands. They say a lot about Shwa, but one thing is for sure: no one notices him. Except me. My name is Ensi Bonano, and I am the one who realized that Schwa is "functionally invisible." I used this quality of his to make a ton of bucks. I became his friend. But at the same time, I caused him too much pain. So if you close your mouth and open your ears, I will tell you everything I know about Schwa, from how he got his name to what really happened to his mother. You will find out everything. Unless, of course, the “Schwa effect” erases the memory of him from my mind before I finish my story...