A blow to the head with a brick is better than any teleport! But who would have thought that having found a new life, I would end up in the body of a young princess of immense size and weighty virtues? Grooms turn up their noses at dubious happiness, call their own sister fat with hatred, and mummy expresses her love with buns! But when I suddenly wake up with magic that is forbidden to use, all other problems become insignificant. So that an advanced dugout can come to terms with this and not rebel?! Well, hold on, a great commotion awaits you! — Hello, dad, new day! - No, don’t think so! This is not a saying at all. I actually said hello to my butt. It’s just that it was somehow rude not to greet such an outstanding dignity from all sides. Yes, I got into this, frankly speaking, extravagant body not on my own whim and, to be honest, I have not yet recovered from the effect it produced, but giving up is not in my rules! Moreover, the world around us beckons with new knowledge and skills! So now I’ll gather my thoughts a little and create a great commotion for both the new body and the new world! In general, get ready! Evdokia with her corpulent virtues will still surprise you! The text contains: humor, mischief, everyday fantasy