“— Comrade! As you explained the labor situation very clearly in your lecture, allow me, an unscientist, to talk with you about this subject. Please, don’t refuse!.. I recommend you - Dimitry Chirkin, a carpenter from Gorokhov Lane. I seem to have a workshop in Gorokhov Lane, but I haven’t bothered the real ones and don’t employ workers, but mostly myself. That’s why the general public doesn’t know me much, I hang around the poor. You see, from childhood I learned more with an iron ruler and a birch club... As for the correctness of the concepts of where is black and where is white - not only the first name and patronymic, but I can barely sign even a simple last name. Where is it!..”