"... Banek examined Elena meticulously and was satisfied. The hips could have been wider, but in these times they are so good. Banek couldn’t even resist, slapping her bare bottom with a hard palm. Lena jumped up in surprise and squealed. “What are you doing?” Vitaly asked. “You sat down on a broom,” Lena answered, not finding anything behind her except a shuffling broom. “You have to look,” the husband advised. At that time, Vitalik and Lena already had a five-year-old son. Elena, a boy, was going to the bathhouse. I didn’t take it, I was embarrassed, well, it’s useful now. The spouses need to be alone, and the bathhouse is the best place for this. But the fact that Banek is nearby doesn’t count - he’s not a person, not a beast, he’s just pretending to be a broom...” A story from the collection "Fantasy 2008"