“Once... the people elect me as their leader, I will first try to meet with the President of the United States of America. In any suitable or inappropriate place. “Roni,” I’ll tell him (or, let’s say, John), “let’s finally talk about disarmament, not for propaganda, but essentially and frankly, without omissions.” You are for a zero solution, so am I. Let's remove all the fuses from nuclear warheads, and beat every single missile into ploughshares. On your side it’s a round zero, and on ours it’s just as round. Like in the toilet. I even agree, let the British and French keep their missiles for themselves (however, if they want to be considered decent people, they must take upon themselves the obligation in the event of a world conflict to unleash their nuclear charges on each other).” Vladimir Voinovich