Black comedy in the spirit of the movie “Big Nothing”. The measured life of Michael Goodman, an ENT specialist at the Cedars-Sinai Clinic, was disrupted by force majeure in the person of Clara Jurgens, who contacted the clinic complaining that a dangerous spider had taken up residence in her ear. She demanded that Dr. Goodman, a leading specialist at a prestigious medical center, perform an operation to remove the spider from her ear, while he tried his best to assign the crazy patient to the appropriate doctor - a psychiatrist. However, she discovered influential relatives who brought the necessary arguments and forced Michael to play along with her and stage the operation: give her anesthesia, and when she wakes up, show her a spider allegedly removed from her ear. And Dr. Goodman was forced to agree to these conditions. He did everything he was asked to do, and the patient's condition really improved. She got rid of her phobia, the darkness of her life overcame itself. After some time, Michael and his friends rolled into a tavern with the unusual name “You Won’t Leave!” and told them this extraordinary story about the removal of a spider from the ear of the mentally ill Clara Jurgens. As we approached the denouement and the contents of the bottles of whiskey displayed on the table diminished, the details of the noisy conversation gradually became the property of all visitors to the establishment, even against their will. By an interesting coincidence, among these visitors was the heroine of the story, Clara Jurgens, who was separated from the company of spree doctors by a thin partition. Having listened to the story to the end and learned that she had been played, she discovered her presence and appeared before the doctors in her purest and most unadulterated form: eyes sparkling with madness, a threatening pose. And then HELL began! Visitors to the tavern “You Won’t Leave!”, who were able to leave the establishment that evening, took with them a lot of interesting and unusual information - namely the history of the strange name of the tavern, as well as the reason for Clara Jurgens’s insanity, and this reason lay in completely ordinary everyday issues. The development of which has gone too far and turned into a nightmare. The leitmotif of the work is the theme of intolerance, dominance and suppression in relationships between close people. Based on real events.