From the author: After the success of the first “Obstetrician-HA!” it was quite expected that I would write a second one. And I don’t like not living up to expectations. The book is in front of you. At first, as a prose writer who has created several popular novels, I doubted: “Are they really needed, these tales that can amuse those who laugh at those who slipped on a banana peel and cry only at their own bruises? Is it worth spoiling your image by trying again and again in a popular and even funny form to present the basics of basic knowledge that distinguishes a woman from a female mammal? Is it necessary to joke about topics that are still obviously taboo by our, let’s be honest, sanctimonious perception of the topic?” Then, when the number of letters of gratitude exceeded all the scale I had expected, I realized: they are needed, worth it, necessary. If my second book makes at least one girl wear warm trousers in winter, a woman - to take precautions, and a pregnant woman - to take her own health and the life of her child more seriously - it will not be in vain that I smoke this common sky for you and me. But this is still just fiction, and it will not replace your own head and a good doctor.