New and well-forgotten old stories from the personal life of the famous Plumber. The one without whom the world will collapse, the pipes will burst, the fire will go out ...An optimist ... He believes that a half-empty bowl can always be filled from a tap.His ironic, philosophical attitude to everyday problems well understood by both optimists and skeptics. He is the perfect man! It's just a pity that, according to envious fans, he is married to an ugly girlfriend ...Contents1. A very subtle compliment with a dog at the bottom2. Rimsky-Korsakov. Scheherazade3. Children's lives4. Snorkeling in May Hart5. Returning to the profession6. We cook the prince from what is in the refrigerator7. Some estate literature8. For mail.ru9. July, heat from the point of view of penguins10. House of the oligarch11. Now on the video12. Navel by Pavel Pisak13. About poetry14. How to record a concert15. Fire History16. What the French chef is afraid of17. On the Usefulness of Doubts18. Gas-52 as a means of seduction19. Fish in the corner20. From the diary of a newlywed21. A few words about perfection22. Finland23. Belgium24. They used to obey25. How to create under the yoke of capital26. Sentimental. About dreams27. A chaotic story written from the heat in the country house28. Neighbor29. Robbery in Latvian30. Incomprehensible shoes31. How the Minsk KGB caught Lena32. Tulips and bread33. On the role of smoking in literature34. Arithmetic35. Chewed theme36. March. Twilight37. What to do in bad weather38. On the fight against insomnia39. About Belarus40. For those over ten. Very deep41. Something about Russian semiotics42. On the ability to have fun43. How Pianos Travel44. Small tragedies, 2 pcs45. Untitled46. Masha and the Minister of Defense47. Something about kitchen conversations48. In the elevator49. The Fall of Petrov50. About juvenile hooligans and good girls51. 1 Sep52. About sea good uncles53. Economic54. Theatrical55. About friendshipCopyright© Slava Se, 2018© AST Publishing House, 2018© ℗ Audiobook LLC , 2018Audio producer: Tatyana Plyuta

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