Satan-worshipping lesbian cheerleaders with chainsaws, stunning with their acrobatic choreography; Nazi zombies risen from their graves; lightning-fast fluffy rabbits - that's what crazy fucking shit happened one day... And Darby just went out to smoke... A simple security guard from a store comes home after his shift and finds a strange doll on the table. And everything would be fine, but she reminds him of something, but what? Derek is nervous before his first date with the girl of his dreams. But there's something else entirely to worry about... The new collection from Brian Smith includes several never-before-published stories, as well as others that have previously appeared in various anthologies. Also included is the novella Some Crazy Fucking Shit That Happened One Day and stories from the mini-collection Seven Deadly Tales of Terror.