Essay, 2004. A humorous review of the allegedly published book by Alexander Gromov about the boy Tolya Klyukvin, who can turn meat into minced meat with his gaze. Time passed, the boy grew up, got married, and works at a meat processing plant. And here comes a new misfortune - the animals become intelligent and Anatoly can no longer hold his old job. As it turned out, all the evil came from a mysterious alien object, with which the main character will have to engage in combat.