Petya Petushkov was a simple schoolboy in the Empire, until one day a crazy Jewish sodomite turned his body into an infernal machine of counter-revolutionary justice. Now the hero of the imperial youth, Food Boy, has gained the ability to control his own fat and is ready to put the leader of a fast food corporation on the grill of justice. Will Food Boy be able to save humanity from the methane Apocalypse? Will Petya save cancer orphans from the fatocracy? Will he kiss his classmate Masha Kurochkina? What the hell does it matter? Here are two hours of text trash on the topic of comics, super heroes, dystopias and the realities of the modern world.