A collection of ironic stories. A math teacher and an honorary labor veteran turns into a lustful alcoholic, the chief accountant of a fish factory interprets the lives of saints and dances in a gay club, a mechanical engineer on a drilling platform grows kefir starter, a KamAZ driver exchanges a bucket of sand for a stool, and a former musical comedy theater actress prepares for her funeral. The author is lucky that all these people are her crazy relatives. Contains obscene language. This book is a participant in the literary award in the field of electronic and audio books “Electronic Letter - 2019”. If you liked the work, you can vote for it on the website LiveLib.ru November 15, 2019.The text of the book was translated from the original language using an artificial intelligence program. For the most part, the translation of the text is of very high quality, but in some cases, due to the imperfection of the technology, there may be incorrect phrase translations in the text, as well as single words and expressions may not be translated.