It was the worst day in the life of detective Petrov. He was fired from his job, crashed his car, lost all his money in a bankrupt bank, flooded twenty-five floors and was abandoned by the woman he loved. Could it be worse? Of course not, and the criminal investigation major makes his last flight from the roof of the house. But, as it turned out, this is just the beginning of his adventures. After all, Hell also needs criminal investigation officers... A surreal slapstick show with elements of humor. There is no need to look for logic and meaning in the book, they are not there. All events are fictitious, all coincidences with real persons are a tragic accident.