Start here: desire to help the Motherland should have killed me, but Death has a special sense of humor. He managed to get into the body of the most repulsed major in St. Petersburg! He stole and trashed his older brother's sports car, fooled the city's first beauty in front of her fiance, started a massive brawl right on Nevsky Prospect - all in one evening. His antics brought me to the Correctional Academy, where high-born scumbags are re-educated. But first I just need to survive. Because here everyone has a score to settle with me, even the guards. And, they say, some are ready to give serious money for my “accidental” death...