A collection of funny and instructive tales for small and larger back-eaters. Many people don't like this designation for children, but I love it. Such a baby sits on the neck of his father or mother and gnaws at them with screams - hotsu masina! I'm barefoot... like an elephant. So, for these beloved pet monsters, who flatly refuse to learn their letters and are going to retire after kindergarten, I wrote several fairy tales and semi-fantasy stories.