An eighth grader has no goal, only a path! A journalist, a sybarite and an asocial type who is obsessed with a teenager of the era of stagnation. And the invader is not happy with such a setup. But ocean fish are reluctant to go back into their stomachs. Life is a compromise between your desires and the quarrels with brats like you. No feats, no pianos! Struggle with peers, parents, teachers and hormones. Author's notes: Another experiment that resulted in a finished work. Please do not identify me with the hero of the book - I am not like that, I am better. If you did not recognize the country of your childhood, if you lived in another USSR, then you are lucky. I described my small homeland, a mole on my back.