Sometime in the twentieth century, earthlings declared themselves by sending a signal to the Universe. Their descendants went further and sent electronic copies of the brains of distinguished scientists throughout the vastness of space. Why did they do this? Just because! The matrix with a copy of the Doctor of Economic Sciences ends up in his seventeen-year-old body. May 1974, the village boys contemptuously teased him with Chapka, a month later they respectfully called him the chief and head of the Zoo clan. His goal was to conquer the Galaxy, both in reality and in the virtual world. He considered the conquest of the Earth to be too small a matter, not worth the time spent. He was going to buy land in the intervals between battles on the worlds of the Universe. I wonder how long he will spend on conquering the Galaxy - a year or two? Published in the author's edition, preserving the author's spelling, punctuation and formatting.