The young stormtrooper lieutenant was taught everything: to storm fortifications, to swing a power sword, and even to train the soldiers under his charge. But it turned out that a simple road to the first place of service can introduce formal discord into the orderly ranks of thoughts and feelings of an imperial officer. After all, it is not some abstract aliens who stand against him, but very real offices fortified by officials, mysterious female souls, the dirty thoughts of pirates, and in the troops soldiers’ carelessness and officer bungling are already waiting. Contains obscene language.