Before you is a true CLASSIC of domestic “dissident humor.” A book that made millions of Russian readers laugh—and will laugh—who again and again never tire of enjoying the “odyssey” of Ivanov and Rabinovich, who bought a “historically valuable” antique boat on the cheap and went with him to the “distant and mysterious” Haifa. Where is it, this Haifa, and what is it anyway?! Perhaps, this is not important not only for Ivanov and Rabinovich, but also for us - captivated by the flight of ironic imagination of Vladimir Kunin!