The world is full of adventures and challenges. The mountains are teeming with dragons, the roads are full of knights-errant, and the forests are full of vile robbers who have kidnapped yet another princess. At least, this is the world in those second-rate novels that Singolo reads for laughs. He knows that dragons don't exist, knights are pompous fools, and bandits steal everything except princesses. And the world is full of only problems. So when something suspiciously like an adventure appears in Sing's life, he is not at all happy about it. Because he knows that it won't look like a second-rate novel.